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In my house, where dreams take flight, 20,000 bees, what a sight! Their buzzing symphony, a bizarre ballet. But must they make my face their play? In a realm where bees wear hats, And butterflies chase after cats, I plea, dear neighbor, set them free, To dance elsewhere, just not with me.
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.” Alice Roosevelt Longfellow
Men act tough. Women ARE tough.
MASTURBATION NEVER BREAKS YOUR HEART.
why is there never enough time to do it right, but somehow there's always enough time to do it over?
Music means different things to different people and sometimes even different things to the same person at different moments
I'm on a ship somewhere in the Pacific and that's all you need to know ;-)
nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind. -Ravi Shankar
When we have sex, don't always say: "DEEPER DEEPER!" I don't scream: "TIGHTER! TIGHTER!"
The real winners of the ESC is everyone who didn't watch...
I'D LOVE TO COME BACK AS A CAT-BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE NINE MORE TIMES!!
rupert grint, who played ron in the H.P. series, was too young to spend his money when he amassed his wealth. when he turned old enough, first thing he bought was an ice cream truck so he could drive thru small villages and give out ice cream cones and popsicles to the kids. it had been a childhood dream. i dont think there is anything more satisfying than making your childhood dream come true. well played, mr. grint - well played
when you talk you are only repeating something you already know. but, if you listen you may learn something new.
Friday is my second favorite F-word
HAVE YOU TOLD YOU LATELY, THAT YOU LOVE YOU?
So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said "Don't eat anything fatty" I asked "What do you mean, like bacon or burgers?" He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything "
How are you wearing Dior and you're not wearing deodorant? How?
I'll get to that ASAP After September August Possibly
did you hear about the wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden wheels? it wooden run
the future will soon be a thing of the past
Before strongly desiring anything, we should look carefully into the happiness of its present owner. François, duc de La Rochefoucauld
marriage is an institution that teaches a man regularity, frugality, temperance, forebearance and many other splendid virtues he would not need had he stayed single.
remember not to be a psychopath today
secrets are safest when nobody is interested
If you're a troll, unfriend yourself from me, please.
“What makes people weak? Their need for validation and recognition, their need to feel important. Don't get caught in this trap.” Paulo Coelho
the real question is not whether life exists after death... the real question is whether you are alive before death. -Rajneesh
NOW is the only reality. all else is either memory or imagination
stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive
patience is the art of finding something else to do
I feel like I got lucky and that I have some very good people around me.
The secret to writing jokes is to first tell them to a test group of friends. If the test group does not like your joke, they have failed the test and you must find new friends.
the empty vessel makes the loudest sound
it takes a certain darkness to be able to see the stars
why is there never enough time to do it right, but somehow there's always enough time to do it over?
your heart and my heart are very, very old friends
The real winners of the ESC is everyone who didn't watch...
to love is human. to feel pain is human. yet to still love despite the pain is pure angel. -Rumi
“At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what youve done and be proud of who you are.”
So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said "Don't eat anything fatty" I asked "What do you mean, like bacon or burgers?" He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything "
nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind. -Ravi Shankar
secrets are safest when nobody is interested
I'm about to do what you're about to do right now, which is scrolling down
Ich bin nicht planlos, sondern ergebnisoffen.
remember not to be a psychopath today
... und am Ende ergibt alles einen Gin.
How did we get from Cupcakes to Ostriches?
Krankenhaus in Sachsen : Zwei Mandys regen sich auf, dass nur * Ausländer * dort arbeiten. Wie furchtbar das sei. Tja, so ist das. Die eigenen Kinder zu blöd fürs Medizinstudium.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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